Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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