idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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