We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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