You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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