well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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