i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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