I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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