WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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