he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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