He told me they were just razor bumps!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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