On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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