I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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