i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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