just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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