Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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