dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
