Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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