38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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