what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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