Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i drank out of a bidet.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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