very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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