im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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