D3 body, D1 cock
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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