If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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