he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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