protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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