You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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