I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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