Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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