Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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