we have officially lost it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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