i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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