your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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