I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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