You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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