Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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