i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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