What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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