They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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