Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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