You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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