i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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