Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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