I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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