How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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