Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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