Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I need to stop coming to work sober
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
