He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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