I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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