508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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