Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
How does one acquire holy water?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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