i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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