Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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