He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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