You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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